These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Crazy!

I swear these little freaks are driving me bonkers. Every night I'm covered in welts. I've tried everything to get rid of them - sprays, traps, steam cleaning. Nothing makes a difference. It's like they're multiplying like crazy. I'm so mad of this. I just want to sleep.

• Maybe I can someday get rid of these damn things.
• Just about at my breaking point.

How to Kill These Damn Bed Bugs Before They Ruin My Life Nasty Bed Bugs Before Them Ruins My Whole Life

Listen up, because I'm only saying this once. These little bloodsuckers are making me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't eat, and my apartment is starting to resemble a war zone. We need to take drastic measures if we want to win thisbattle.

First things first, we gotta get rid of those bloodthirsty monsters. That means steam cleaning everything and then hitting everything with insecticide .

• the mattress! That's where they make their home. Get yourself a special cover and make sure it's properly sealed.
• {Next up, the walls!|Time to tackle those walls You can {use a brush or scraperto get rid of any eggs or droppings. Then hit it with that same bug spray.
• {Finally, stay vigilant!|Keep your eyes peeled. Those little monsters are sneaky. They can hide anywhere, so inspect your bed regularly.

If you follow these steps, you'll be well on your way to {kicking those bed bugs out of your life! Good luck!

Despise Bed Bugs More Than Everything in This World

Those little vampires are awful. They crawl all over everything, and you can't evenget a decent night's sleep without being paranoid they're biting. I've {triedso many|things to get rid of them, but nothing works! They just keep coming back. It's like a nightmare with these freaks. I swear if I see another one, I'm going insane.

Bed Bug Apocalypse: My Apartment Is a Blood Bath|

These bloodsuckers are running rampant. Every surface is crawling with them. I wake up with new bites every morning, and my bedding are a crimson mess. I've tried everything to get rid of these little creatures, but they just keep coming back. My apartment is a blood bath. I'm starting to think it's the end of the world.

• Can anyone help me?!

These Damn Bed Bug Nightmares|

I can't sleep/rest/get any shut-eye because these goddamn bed bugs/parasites/freeloaders are keeping me up/driving me crazy/sucking the life out of me. Every night/evening/damn morning, I wake up itching/scratching/covered in bites. It's like they're having a party/feeding frenzy/going to town on my skin/blood/body.

I've tried everything to get rid of them: bombs, sprays, heat treatments. Nothing seems to work/help/matter. I even had to throw out/donate/burn all my clothes/furniture/belongings. It feels like I'm losing my mind/going insane/on the verge of a breakdown.

These bloodsuckers/monsters/critters are ruining my life/sanity/sleep.

I here just want some peace and quiet/rest/normalcy. Is that too much to ask?

Screw You, Bed Bugs. Get Lost.

These damn bloodsuckers are driving me insane. I've tried {everything|cleaning, but they just keep coming back. My sanity is toast thanks to these little bastards.

• Seriously, bed bugs?
• Get lost!
• I'm sick of your bites.

{Find a new place to live|Go somewhere else, bed bugs. My house is off-limits. For good.